We’re looking for someone with the morals of a scammer and the heart (sic) of Kurtz
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The Job
This is not your normal 9-5 job. Do you want every night to be a full moon so every day you can behave like an XLBully let loose in a children’s playground?
The Person
Are you a narcissistic sociopath who believes that your alternative facts trump all reason and reality? Do you believe your mindset should be at the heart (sic) of our business operation?
The Opportunity
Do you want to be the dungeon master who, with just one whimsical roll of your dice, can crash a customer’s flightpath?
Do you long for the return of those halcyon days when Audit was Right and the rest of the world was wrong? No question, no explanation, just wrong and guilty.
If so, then we have just the job for you…
On the job training
FUJITSU is a Japanese martial art where the emphasis is on defending oneself in extreme situations and forcing opponents onto the back foot.
It includes a series of moves, including ducking, diving, dodging and lying. The aim of Fujitsu is to exploit the opponent’s weakness, to bring them to the ground and to give them a good kicking.
The Fujitsu masters take an oath of secrecy never to reveal the truth about Fujitsu, which is why to this day no one knows how they get away with it.
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