There you are 
The two of you
Wittering, wittering, wittering
As you
paddle slowly up the pool
You witter
As you
slump in the Hydro
You witter
Then , then
You invade my space
My precious quiet time
In the sauna
you camp at either end
and you witter
You witter about funerals
You witter about PNE
you just witter
For you it may pass the time
But for me, for me, well -
You suck life out of me.