We are the Big Boys We own the middle lane We are here to thrash the water into submission. Armed with every accessory we power through the water with flippers to flagellate hand paddles to pummel Resistance is useless! Water give in! But Stop! We need to confer Training notes out we stand like meerkats Clock watching we wait and wait Before we're off again Thrash Crash Splash the water can only succumb Yet the water lets you play with her. And one day She'll turn and have you for breakfast.